Today Gabe is wearing something I do not like.
He is wearing a teal jacket, a grey sweatshirt, khaki pants, brown shoes, and a sweater that I simply cannot abide.
Loyal readers will remember that I was dreading the appearance of this sweater months ago, when winter first started to hint that it might be arriving. Because this sweater is no normal ugly sweater – it is an ugly holiday sweater. And now it’s here.
I guess, all told, he held out for a long time before breaking it out of its drawer hiding place. But now that it’s here, I think it’s here to stay. At least until Christmas. Maybe longer.
And well, I guess I can’t delay it any longer. Are you ready for it?
Ladies and gentlemen:
Today Gabe is wearing a sweater with a mock turtleneck, a snowman, and a birdhouse. The snowman is wearing a denim vest, a denim hat, and a red-and-white stripe scarf.